A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?”

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…

Nice perfume… but do you really need to marinate in it?

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Read in a hospital… The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed

Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??